The police then proceeded to turn around, drive up to me real slow, and then stop next to me a full twenty feet before the next stop sign. I took off the hood to present myself in my full Robin Gibb glory and gave a cheery “Good evening, officers!” They laughed and drove away immediately. I’ve thought about this…

Mine’s hyphenated as Mister-Whirly. I married Ms. Mister, but we decided to take two names that sound like they belong in a Joseph Heller novel into a third, more ridiculous name. I plan on naming our first born son Major Doctor Mister-Whirly as a tribute.

I probably shouldn’t have said that I hate Chicago because I don’t. I did hate living there, though. It is a very cool city with a lot of cool stuff to do but between traffic, the crankiness/outright belligerence of the average resident, and the political corruption, well... let’ just say it’s nice place to visit…

Deep dish pizza is fucking terrible.

FUCK AND YES! My brother and I would play “American Gladiators” in the back yard when we were kids. We would do a series of skills challenges with the outdoor toys we had and then obstacle courses where we drag a bunch of random shit into the yard while the other stands in one plays and attempts to shoot the other…

Champagne and Reefer by Muddy Waters.

yeah, that drives me nuts. 

Pueblo is the meth capital of the entire goddamn world and is routinely overrun by locusts, and yet is somehow the most tolerable city in the state.

Ben McAdoo looks like a guy who would go to a board game convention and be a know-it-all doofus while fucking up every single game he plays.

Socially acceptable is the key statement. To your point, I used to play pickup hockey on the lake near my house when I was a kid, but there were always guys who were way to competitive and made it dangerous. The agreed upon rules were not followed by those guys and they never were held accountable for their dangerous…

This is a great article. There are a couple of otherwise decent guys in my office who play on “co-ed” softball. It always makes me wince when I here them talk about all the “girls” who play on their team or against them. They regularly lament how bad they are, and will intentionally hit balls to the weakest female in…

Spoiler alert: If you are plopped into the middle of Nebraska, you will do no different.

It’s gotta be the boxer, Joe Louis. He helped break a lot of color barriers that he doesn’t get enough credit for, people screwed him out of all his money, he was born to sharecroppers in Alabama, was barely literate (see “born to sharecroppers in Alabama”), his perfect record was marred by coming out of retirement…

I think LeBron, Boogie, and Davis would be an amazing team and would be a blast to watch.

so...LeBron to the Pelicans? It’s basically a done deal, cancel the decision cave!

It is not terrible, it is in fact very delicious. The reason people make fun of it is that is looks like watery canned dog food sprayed onto a hot dog topped with cheese and onions. The ensuing heft and water makes the bun a bit soggy and slumped. 

So Salah is basically Egyptian Dennis Rodman with less weird hair?

Color me surprised that the alleged domestic abuser has a bad temper about the dumbest possible shit.

I want to be (Drunk) like Mike

Marvin Lewis is the Greg Popovich of the NFL. NO ONE DENIES THIS.