his presidential library will be a mall food court filled with girly mags and books about himself (only the ones he likes, though)

It’s only a high stress job if you take it seriously.

Sesame street after hours. This is an incredible story.

I try to keep reminding myself that over two years of time elapsed between Watergate and Nixon resigning. It must also be taken into account that for all Nixon’s many faults, he cared deeply about the office of president and about the nation he served. The man had humility, but had become blind with power and paranoid…

That sounds like an exceedingly frustrating conversation. The argument is not unlike Trump’s interpretation of “the snake” to fit his own disgusting ideals. It’s hard to reason with stupid.

Generally, I agree with you. I have a hard time reading anything by HamNo and Burneko because their style and written voice frustrates me, even though their content and argument (meat, as it were) is usually pretty good. That being said, I think Roth is a very good writer and his style is weird enough, but very much…

Yeah, the gerrymandering that has happened in this country, primarily on the republican side, is fucking unreal. Our system is so deeply and institutionally unfair it makes me want to blow chunks.

Ah, yes. Sonewall “lemon sucker” Jackson

The average congressperson (both sides of the aisle) serve their own interests before anyone else, including constituents. The republican party will only protect him as long as they find him useful. That usefulness may be coming to a close. The republicans got their supreme court seat and tax bill. They are so divided…

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

Nothing wrong with gin and lemon juice. That is a damn fine drink.

My nephew is the same way. My brother filmed giving him lemon for the first time and he takes the whole slice in his mouth, thinks for a moment, and desperately reaches for more to shove in his little face. The kid now refuses to eat anything other than chicken nuggets, hot dogs, and mac and cheese.

My youngest kid asks me to slice up lemons and limes so he can eat them like orange wedges. It’s like he wants to grow up to be a Radiohead song.

I went to middle school with the two following names:

I hope his name is Benoit...balls

Amarillo Bellies

I think a good way to handle headhunter’s like Wilson in the NHL would be allowing the opposing team to pick a player to serve the suspension. Goons like Wilson clearly don’t care if they get a 2 minute minor and get suspended for a game or two because they might be able to take out a star player for the rest of the…

This checks out when read in “Rod Sterling” voice, Bravo

“You’re doing great, babe,”

Doxing pft was a really fucking stupid move, Laura. You should feel bad