Have you ever been to Canada? I believe the national phrase is something like

Apparently they only cut his legs Durban deep. Now I think I understand the song.

I am very sorry to hear about your troubles. Good luck, man.

I think you hit t he nail on the head with job security.

DB Cooper, is that you?

Hold your horses! I am not from Ohio, I am from MN - please don’t insult me.

What is the point of including a phrase in the dictionary that is comprised of two fairly common words to describe exactly what the combination of those two words mean individually?

If someone shows him a Chromeo album cover he will think that Jared solved the Middle East

I mean, they have GOLD in south Dakota. That idiot loves his gaudy gold shit.

I didn’t know you were allowed to have a Hall of Fame outside of Ohio

I don’t think he knows we have 2 states called South Dakota and North Dakota, and he certainly could not point to them on a map (mostly because he doesn’t own any golf courses there).

I imagine he still has on his enormous white wrinkly shirt and a big dumb red tie. GROSS!

he’s not going to avoid them, he will ignore them.

I believe in this scenario it is acceptable to take a shit in the urinal. It might not be a pleasant experience, and there might not be any toilet paper available, but a man has to do what a man has to do!

Bob Weir from the Grateful Dead has reported having a lifelong struggle with dyslexia 

the dumbest things are always said with conviction

I want to know which of the “Great Moment’s In Poop History” From Jamboroo/Funbag are her’s. I don’t recall one about someone shitting themselves on consecutive plane rides though...

I’ve never seen anyone puke in the pool, but I have seen swimmers blow chunks on the deck immediately after exiting the pool.

Damn, that would have been better.