You are so very wrong. Google “Swimming Bigfoot”

My swim coach used to insist that breathing was optional.

Tony Romo

couples ice dancing has a lot of contact.

I always feel a bit bulimic after cross country ski races.

There is no terrain in the pool.

Toilet garbage disposals do exist! I can’t find a picture of it right now, but my mother, who is an RN and is in a lot of different hospitals all the time, sent me a picture of the toilet with a scary metal contraption and the corresponding warning sign about not putting fingers near the contraption. We could not…

We’re all gonna look stupid when the Marlins go full “Vegas Knights” and kick ass this year and make the playoffs.

At some point the entertainment world vastly overestimated the appeal of Kevin Hart

Sure, fine, whatever I wasn’t advocating pitching the US constitution and governmental system to mirror the British government.

Q: When did Artipithicus roam the earth?

It’s not unreasonable (or unprecedented) for a wealthy republic to put the onus of citizen protection whollyin the hands of the government or military. I don’t recall hearing about Great Britain gassing it’s people or Australia bombing Melbourne.

Yes, it was Reagan

It’s a lot harder to imagine someone killing 17 (or more) people with a simple hunting rifle or shotgun. Also, the physical size of such weapons make it much harder to smuggle into a school undetected.

I think the reasonable argument to be had stems from the idea that the 2nd amendment needs to be re-contextualized. Our citizens no longer really need the ability to own guns for protection from foreign governments. We have a huge military defense budget that keeps our country on the whole, rather safe. Therefore the…

Our country’s inability to elect politicians to accurately represent the views and issues that the majority of citizens actually agree on is a never ending source of frustration and incredulous confusion.

You forgot the part about how none of that is actually real, and everything is part of God’s plan. I KNOW I am right on this subject because I just skimmed the Book of Mormon that a neighbor left on my front porch for me to read.

I really hate David Brooks. What an incorrigible jackass.

Good for him getting out of Cincy, I think he has the potential to be a very good quarterback. Reportedly Andy Dalton has been a very good mentor and very supportive of his backup (and vice versa). He was very good in the few games that he started for Cincy over the last few years. It is a shame that he will likely go…

The Bengals are shitty, but the Browns are a real shit organization, top to bottom.