Fake News, Lego people don’t have penises

In unrelated news, a photograph shows the Swedish competitors village has been assaulted with approximately 13,500 eggs.

How many eggs is that in metric? 15 kiloeggs?

Wow! Everyone has their hobbies I guess.

A haircut like that proves you are a winner to the world.

solid fundamentals. Played the game the RIGHT way

Good idea! It’s easy to get overheated shoveling snow in such warm weather.

5 bucks says Larry Bird is his favorite basketball player and pines for a time when basketball players were gentlemen (read: whiter).

Running electric to a random point in your front yard just so people can see you are a moron regardless of whether there is sunlight or not is a pretty impressive display of commitment.

do we know it’s a family member? Could be a classy escort.

Will Leitch after a bunch of cocaine and several 4Loko malted liquor beverages?

What a bunch of cold weather wusses. I have shoveled snow in gym shorts in 27 degree weather.

I knew Thibs would find a way to get Rose into a T-Wolves jersey. That fucking doofus

where does cheese-steak fit into the list?

10 year old me wants that dunk on Fleer basketball card

Goodness. I’m glad you got your TV fixed.

The public facing part makes sense, but it is is (to me) such a weird shift in where companies place value of feedback and emphasis on customer service.

That guy is a colossal asshole. Reading the text, I was pretty sure that it was tweeted by our president.

YEAH, that’s right, FUCK YOU PATRIOTS!

I read this in “disapproving mom voice.” Damn, I wish I cared more of what my mom thinks I should or should not do...