this joke is 1000 times better than the article. Bravo, good sir.

Why are you here then?

I generally agree with your assessment. But you initially were defending 123Awesome’s claim that the millennials on the deadspin staff didn’t vote, which is false. Statistically the voter turnout of the deadspin staff is significantly higher than any age demographic in the 2016 election.

A thoroughbred horse that kills and eats humans (mostly jockeys) would be a great horror movie. I would watch it.

Hay! You don’t have both sides of the story, that horse deserved to get punched. My cousin, also a horse, was standing right there. The horse called the Jockey a “whiny bipedal gnome bitch.” A man can only take so much

Gravity is a bitch, isn’t it Ned?

I don’t know how old any of them are, but I counted:

Of course systematic structural inequalities are a reality in any political system, but it is very hypocritical for the DNC to have interfered with their own selection process when a main tenet of the party platform promotes voting rights and striving for equality and fairness.

You are right that it is not beholden to my wishes, but one of the party’s primary objectives, as stated in the official party platform, promotes voting rights and fairness in elections. When party leaders exert their own opinions too forcefully, such as actively preventing a popular candidate from gaining on the…

Because a substantial group of the people who are members of the democratic party preferred him to the other candidates who were running for the nomination.

As a subcategory of the Meat Sweats, my particular favorite is the breakfast sweats. Too much bacon, sausage, hot sauce and coffee will make one rather uncomfortable.

this belongs in the Louvre

It’s not supposed to be about what the DNC wants...it’s supposed to be about fairly choosing a candidate to represent the party based on it’s members.

Perhaps your source is biased? The Washington Post was pretty obvious about it’s preference for Clinton over Sanders.

Minnesota fucked up the democratic caucus so bad this time they finally changed State law to hold primary elections instead of caucuses.

HEY! I like Andy Dalt...you are correct. after every bad game (most games?) Bengals fans would be screaming for Eli.

Are you insinuating that Tom and the rest of the younger Deadspin staff didn’t vote?

My sister-in-law started selling this garbage and was telling people that she “started her own small business”. As someone who works for a real small business, it made me tremendously angry.

how long has Gruden been hiding that one in his turkey hole? They had a graphic labeled “turkey hole” and everything.