Real crazy rich dudes use bearer bonds.

You are mistaken. Minnesota is always one of the “healthiest” states in the country.

a little of column A, a little of column B

Happens to the best of us, Arturo. You did have me confused with the Kate Upton reference

What about me?

Like a Teddy over Bridgewater

This is a very solid list, I would like to add: Every goddamned song by Boston.

Why are you here then?

Ohio State Football team could be more competitive than the Browns

+1 Kazaam with extra Hummus and Tzatziki, please

I know a guy who had pretty good stats last year that is not currently on any roster...His name is Colin!

ugh, worst iPod ever.

11-11

He looks like an older, shittier Malcom McDowell, and says horrible things like a character Malcom would play.

It would be a truly wonderful situation.

HAHA or a furry tipped penis

It never gets old

Yeah, I think they are a pretty common band for current “hipster” bands to say they were really influenced by. I like a lot of their music, but some of it hurts my earballs.

He wouldn’t actually do that, he loves his money too much. He doesn’t like to compromise, but I am rather confident that in the battle between money and morals, money wins every goddamn time in Jerry-world.

To my eyes he looks more like the kind of guy who doesn’t give a shit and does it anyway.