This is my favorite episode as well, for the reasons you listed (especially the sandwich).

"Get out here, son. There's a-doings a-transpiring."

"Oh my god, underage teenagers drinking beer without a permit!"

World's GREATEST Dad, which is better that #1

"She's a heartbreaker…lovetaker…Brubaker…run this prison like a man!"

While I agree Hocus Pocus was not very good, Time Quake is. One Of Kurt's better later period books.

Wrong episode

Black Rose is a great album.

Alice: Darkness Returns was my favorite game of the summer. The design alone should win it best graphics of the year.

It's called the King Turd collection, and it is truly awesome. Every episode, every video, and a shit-ton of extras. 

Nice SCOTS reference. Love that band

And will for for some time

"Four score and seven years ago we took the finest hops and barley to brew a refreshing, full-bodied lager."

The grade was about right, but this so-called "review" gets an F. Nothing more than a re-cap. Next time instead of phoning it in, Hayden, how about some actual analysis? Or just let someone else do the writeup. This was incredibly lazy work here.

Put it in H!

Get to the "Working Overtime" part!

Crack Baby Basketball has one on my all time favorite South Park lines:

"…some guy I should probably recognize"

Was this the first time the Simpsons have completely cut the opening sequence?

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