"Goodnight Dahlia, there will be no encores!"

Fox doesn't have the 1st round of baseball playoffs anymore. TBS took up that slack.

King Size Homer

Your math isn't quite TV time correct
In one 24 hour day, they would show 48 episodes. Dived that into 500 and it would take almost 10-1/2 days to show every Simpsons ep

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Yeah, 1990

Have the Rolling Stones killed

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille

Conan the Barbarian for me.

Fuckin' A, Nathan!
Conan was my 1st R rated movie as well. Still love it today. Just hearing the score, especially the orgy scene music, sends me right back to that day in 1982.

Clone High is on dvd, I actually own it. Got it from Amazon Canada

Human roaches, feeding off each others' garbage! The only thing you can't buy here is dignity.

One of my favorite George lines, when he explaining to Jerry why he couldn't come up with a good lie to get out of dinner with J Peterman:

Radiant cool crazy nightmaresZen New Jersey nowhere How now brown bureaucrat?

Captain Beefheart, ftw

I used to be a huge Braves (and Cubs)fan,
especially in the 90's. Best pitching staff the game will ever see. But after too many heartbreak loses, (only one World Series win?!?!) and all the 'roiding of the past decade, I have lost all interest in baseball. Give me football or nothing

I said slag off!!!

Fuck Magnolia
I wouldn't recommend that shit to my most hated enemy. 3 hours of my life that were utterly wasted. I had more enjoyment at my recent root canal (there was a tv on the ceiling and good drugs waiting for me afterward)

Crom laughs at your four winds!

Hey fatty, I've got a movie for ya, "A Fridge Too Far"!