"I didn't do it"
Woozle Wuzzle?

Nope!

"to the land"

They better not ban me, or I will banish their asses toe land of wind and ghosts

"these specials demand an explanation"
Easy. It was the Late 1970's: Cocaine's a hell of a drug

Reading sucks ass

Duff beer for me,
Duff beer for you.
I'll have a Duff,
You have one too!

Marge: Wow, you can't find this stuff anywhere. Seals and Crofts, Pablo Cruise, Air Supply, oh, Loggins and Oates … and it's free!
Lisa: I've never heard of these bands, Mom, what kind of music do they play?
Bart: Crap rock?
Marge: No …
Homer: Wuss rock?
Marge: That's it!

From my perspective,
He looks like a complete ass

John Wayne was a fag.
He was too, you boys

Dude, are you fucking this up?!?!

It's time for Ya-Hoo!
Starring in alphabetical order, Yodeling Zeke!

MENDOZA!!!!

TVc15 is probably my all time favorite Bowie song. Carlos Alomar's guitar work is just stunning

Not sure why EAP needs a Gateway article…
when you can buy a single book that contains Poe's complete works.

crisitunity!

To this day…
I have not heard "Poker Face". I know it was a big hit, but I really don't believe I have actually heard it.

My Concan policy
If it wasn't written by Robert E. Howard, I do not bother to read it. I do agree that Conan the Barbarian movie is great, as it has parts taken from several Howard stories, not just Conan.

I've seen all 4 of Kon's movies and can highly recommend each and every one of them. Not a dud in the bunch.

Well then, dude…
Suck that Shit!!!