Eh, I was expecting worse.

@RoswellMus: Am I wrong?

@Yerzriknot: But the organs of a non-diabetic.

Steve's passion makes him unique as a CEO, yes, but the really incredible thing about him is his ability to impart that passion on others. That's why Apple has such a dedicated following: Steve loves Apple, and he's able to communicate that to others. The "Reality Distortion Field."

@lazaruspryor: I hate it when science makes the stupid possible

@Swobo: They were referring to afterward, when Watson sent a runaway Prius to crush Ken's Utah ass.

@commander_k: Right, but they made a pretty big effort to get into the PC market.

You can't ring in before the question is finished, or you get locked out. How does the computer know when the question has been completely read?

@LittleJon: Nope, when the ball reaches the bottom, it's the new year.

Okay, here we go:

@Groucho Marxism: Nah, there will be an explanation: it'll be a new Yahoo feature

@mattmcgivern: I thought that for a while, but it just won't happen the way Google wants. Because native apps look far better than any web apps, they win today. No one seems to be working on any web languages that can make web apps look better than native apps, though they may eventually catch up. It's more likely…

Then I'll make this one easy and call it now: Google has failed.

@Zinger314: I have to take away your Internet license now

Translation: RIM is fucked, but we don't want to say it yet.

Just do what Apple does with the iPhone — double-press the Shift key for caps lock. Space problem solved.

Here's why brick-and-mortar stores continue to thrive: those same gadgets that could allow us to buy these products from our homes have trained us to demand immediate gratification. It simply takes too long to order an iPad and have it shipped to you. People want their new toy as soon as possible, and if that means…

Anyone married on that day, or with parents married on that day, must feel like crap right now.

@The Lab: But, in the free market, consumers buy what they think is the best value — at least in theory. This would be a method to give one company a leg up in the "value" department.

@smartboydan is banned from Deadspin :(: Ah — you're right.