Anna Wintour looks so young.

Vanessa Simmons’s dress is both a drape, and a carpet.

Lisa Lamperelli must feel like a pretty ballerina in her pink Docs. She’s standing in 4th position (or is it 5th?)

Is that 90's-era Tea Leoni?

From the law firm Chlamydia, Herpes & Crab(s).

Oh god, is that Johnny Depp? I thought Micky Rourke had lost some weight and gotten more work done.

Listen, I love me some Zendaya, but she is lowkey dressed as Donald Trump right now.

OKAY I stand corrected the style is even worse than the color.

Mullet side-view, for full effect.

It’s not good. And I think that awful color is an even bigger problem than the style. And what happened to her makeup?

Oh, I don’t know for sure, I just assumed, because they went from tiny to implant-y looking a couple years ago. I mean, maybe she just grew into her boobs (I had like half an A cup until my 20s, so I get it), but they look like implants. Either way, she can pull off a tube top like whoa.

I’m ok with it being a lot less formal than the Oscars, but I’m amazed at Taylor’s outfit. This the Grammys, Taylor. You’re wearing a tube top. I mean, she couldn’t at least find, like, an embroidered tube top or something?

From the front:

love the hair, fucking love the necklace.

Selena’s dress is gorgeous. Taylor’s outfit is not my favorite, but I do love the bob.

It pains to say how much I love T Swifts look, but I really do.

I. Am. Dead. Tay is seriously killing it in that dress and bob!!!!

I guess Taylor’s hoping to actually literally become a model. Yeesh.

This is a lot of fug. Who the hell dressed these people?

So much hideous on one page.