That thing is so creepy.

I would be blessed if my children turned out to be happy, healthy and loving.

Cindy Kimberly doesn't look like Kylie Jenner at all, for one she doesn't have that perma-thirsty look in her eyes.

Yeah, but poor little Barack, looked like a little Frankenstein when he first stepped out into the dance floor.

I wish Michelle was running for president.

Shell crack in a few years.

I hope she gets her fab body back and wins the mirror ball.

Exactly. Is being uber skinny, worth it?

She's uptight because David gets a steak and she gets lightly salted spinach. Now that's misery.

Well if, they left their home 45 minutes after 1pm, and one was traveling at 80 mph and the other had $75 in his pocket, how much does that leave you?

Yes, he is sexy, and the greatest of all time.

The video is on radar, they’re at a nightclub, making out and tyga hikes up her dress and is fingering her cavity and she posted it to her snapchat, all the while laughing. She can’t wait to release a sex tape.

What about Kylie’s new little video with his fingers up her booty.

I googled a tip long time ago, I think I had to use Apple cider vinegar. It works.

I've cleaned my dishwasher, I think I used apple cider vinegar to do it. So long ago, but very effective.

He needs it for the repo man that’s eventually coming to take his car and his grill off his nasty teeth.

I really adore Justin Bieber, I just spent an hour on his insta and he seems like a really good hearted guy.

Of course he's ignorant, he looks like he lived in a tree all his life, and what about the countless blows to the head.

I loathe betheny, but this gif, so appropriate.

I know. All the blogs would always say that she was the ugliest of the Jenner girls and that's why she's altered her appearance so much.