U2 makes me want to blow my brains out.

There’s no Mekhi Phifer.

+1 mom’s spaghetti

He’s just a redhead standing in front of a mic

you are wrong said the fat controller

The chance of Nicole Richie having mucked out that chicken coop more than once is about the same as the chance of me waking up tomorrow with a 15" dong growing out of my forehead.

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

Aaaaaaaaand now you put DMX in my head.

Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind

Every time I hear the phrase “Cash Me Ousside” I get DMX’s “Up in Here” in my head . . .

Meanwhile, after dying of toxoplasmosis, Tommy was transported back in time to Rome in the First Century BCE, where he became a Centurion in the Legio XIIIth Claudia, before ultimately rising to the office of Prefect.

Well, originally he decided he was cleaning up and moving on, going straight and choosing life. He was looking forward to it already. He was gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol,…

Being that I don’t mind spoilers, in Trainspotting 2: Drunken Scottish Gibberish Bugaloo, does Renton choose life?

That’s some fuckin Buffalo Bill shit

Selfishly off-topic for a brief moment. What sort of support is out there for an adult who grew up in an emotionally abusive household? Figuring this sh*t out for myself is exhausting and frequently leaves me feeling like a moron for having not realized how far from “normal” or healthy things were. On the other hand,…

My goodness....I love her!

Just heard that Wet Seal was among the latest casualties at my sad, sad hometown mall. At this point, pretty much all that remains is a John Deere/Sports Teams memorabilia store, a scaled-down Zales, a GNC, and the skeeviest Victoria’s Secret I’ve ever seen. Oh, and one antique store that had a guy sleeping on a…

I’m a huge fan of both Casino Royale and Skyfall. Spectre was forgettable, and I affirmatively did not like Quantum of Solace.

Labour isn’t actually that bad. It’s like increasingly bad period cramps that start, like, an hour apart and then increase. The bad part is at the end of labour: the pushing. Pushing is hard because you they stop your epidural drip at that time so you can feel when to push. The pushing part doesn’t last that long…