I think the Jez writers should revolt and take their talents to a new website that’s jezebel-esque. probably can’t use the name jezebel since gawker sucks dick but I THINK ITS A REALLY GOOD IDEA

It’s a HOT MESS. A Stalinist purge. The Vane. Blown away. Pinkham and Kitchenette. Red Carded. Foxtrot Alpha. Nuked to SFA.

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

That was probably really smart Drew.

there are a lot of places I can order from I can’t possibly go to all of them also usually I’m high and I don’t care.

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

matt damon once stole my taxi, realized he stole my taxi, and then got out so i could get my taxi and gave me a $50 because he felt so bad about it. matt damon is fucking awesome.

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