Even in a “well armed” society, nobody would be allowed into a rock concert or soccer match with a weapon. So how would the majority of these deaths been prevented, Mr. Heston?

2) I’ll bet if we crunch the numbers on that one you will find a “well-armed” population simply shoots more of each other between these far placed times they are going to apparently theoretically coordinate together at the time of a problem and stop a terrorist attack. (Which can you even think of one single case of?)…

Agree with #1. Pretty sure that #2 kills more people than #1.

Well it starts when your period is latte...

How babbycinno is formed?

So I’m originally from this area and there’s another story circulating about someone else who should have been home at the time but escaped. It just doesn’t involve hot pockets, so isn’t as interesting. But shit, she has a very unique name and I realized I went to a small grade school with her for years! And her story…

And here we have the first incident of someone not regretting their decision to eat Hot Pockets an hour later.

Amber...no. Quit your lying. Anybody that’s ever been a stepparent knows that you’re full of shit. At best, you feel like you’re constantly walking a tight rope, just barely keeping it together above a tank of sharks. At worst, the sharks rip you limb from limb.

Cute skirt, Brian!

You know what? Fuck Christmas, there I said it. I am so sick of this whole holiday season bullshit. The last decent holiday each year is Halloween. I tolerate thanksgiving only because I like turkey, stuffing and gravy. I was in Starbucks this morning and that depressing Charlie Brown christmas song was playing and I…

Of course he wouldn’t abort baby Hitler. He would wait until he was born and let him die from malnutrition and/or lack of medical care, like he and the poor deserve.

I use the tears of defeated Republican office holders.

I use the tears of defeated Republican office holders.

WHITE AND GOLD

Carson is on record as saying that maybe if the Jewish people in Nazi Germany had had hunting rifles they would of been able to overpower the German standing army.

Every leap year is a presidential election year.

I think it’s blue and black.

These candidates are consistently against abortion, and pro-killing people after they're born. They're not wishy washy. They're proud of what they stand for.

I just exclaimed, out loud in the office, “Aw, FUCK!”

“OK, pro-Hitler.” I’m in love.