This is very telling about me, but occasionally I have my “Lilly Bart” nightmares. They always occur during times of economic uncertainty and freak me the fuck out.

Someone’s gonna get tenured over this.

Wharton is one of my favorite authors, this is so cool!!

Cue those comments is right because:

Aha, that’s what happened. Thank you Bonjour, it makes sense. Clover demoted me in September for this comment. She called Matt Damon “whitey” and I replied as below. And then I got the ax. Very silly.

And whether or not you believe in predetermined destiny, it’s disturbing to see a grown man—or anyone, for that matter—this jazzed up about infanticide.

Then I assume you’re okay with health insurance companies not reimbursing men for Viagra, Cialis, etc.

Thanks, now tell your fellow men to shut the f**k up sometimes, too.

I am a man and I completely agree with this.

With incredible pea-ness?

Thanks! I needed help with the ending. ;)

Not touching anything else on your plate?

My mom :0)

shoes in waiting...for next season

I spent a year of my life working for Disney so I can promise you this, simultaneously people die on Disney property and no one dies on Disney property.

That’s a good starting question, but it’s only the start. That one figure wouldn’t mean anything on it own. How many hotels and motels are there? How many people have stayed in hotels and motels and experienced harm? How many have stayed in hotels and motels and not experienced harm? Percentages, son.

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

....the tree had been dead for two years, so a basic yearly landscape inspection would have prompted a pretty simple “let’s remove the swing attached to the tree that will instantly collapse and kill anyone who swings on it.”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

I feel like the redemption is a long way away when someone describes women as if they are tvs. “quality women” really? Ugh.