*tears*

That story would make a great start for a horror movie. Yikes.

:( Your psycho ex probably turned her crazy. I hope you and she are both doing good now.

I think research leans towards women having a fraction less sympathy. I’ve heard / read that women tend to judge the victim’s actions against what their own actions would have been eg “well I wouldn’t have walked home after dark” - that kind of thing. Sorry, I don’t have links, that’s just off the top of my memory.

I’m glad he’s your ex! (Yelling at you over the cabinet doors? Wut?). I think the ghost was doing it so you’d dump him.

I use Chrome (on a mac) for college stuff and Firefox for me stuff. Goddam I hate Chrome. So sllllloooooooowwwwwwwww

Maybe it was Jesus the Joker

Eeee Glad everyone got out of that okay. Super smart thinking by your aunt - I think this is my favourite story of all the ones I’ve read this year.

“the added bonus of moralizing on food”

I think it’s “never any fun ever again”, pretty much

they’re all out on training missions with the vegan militia, preparing to overthrow the government

Cancer on a plate o.o

The bodddiiiiieeeessssssssssssss

Ahhhh.... I remember reading the story before *shudder*

ooooooooooooooo.... i guess you were the ghost haunting her house!

Great story :) Bet it wasn’t just icepops in their freezers tho...

Astral travelling cats! Like it

Honey, lemme tell you something right now.

You definitely don’t have a large brain.

I had to google “cut crease” - I guess I’m not so well up on the terminology! My eyelids would need to be well puffy for it to work on me, these days I mostly have very little lid showing.

That’s fabulous. Your friend who said that wouldn’t happen to be a Virgo, would they?!