Oooh, this year’s Jezzie post has just landed! Hoorah!

Okay, I’ll head over there! Sleep - who needs it anyway?!

Random question: when did Christians start being so down on drinking? I mean Jesus turned water into wine (good stuff, too).

Also, that Proverbs woman is a manager, entrepreneur and business woman. Her husband sounds like a deadbeat though.

I’m very sorry that you’ve had these idiots judging your husband and marriage. I think they suck - and they possibly don’t realise that their ideas actually sound really old-fashioned. FWIW, I think you’re both doing a great job. I’m glad that things improved for you relatively quickly - sometimes we need to lose the…

I feel like I’m committed to the Jezzie ones at this stage. C’mon Jezebel! You need to allow us make the really bad decisions to read scary stories at night!

I’d rather shove them in my mouth.

I have hooded eyes too, so I just take the colour above the crease. Or use coloured eyeliner above and below the eye, and smudge it out, especially at the outer corners. Or go wild with metallic/glitter shades on the upper eyelid that will catch the light when you blink.

lol yeah - Michelle Phan IN YOUR FACE, mom

If you could make the tone a bit more strident, that would be the *perfect* comment right there. Peak Jezebel.

Me. I’m reading it. The new ones will start any day now... aaarrggghhh!