I had Chips Ahoy (not the chewy version, which is gross) and dipped them in milk just the other night. It was glorious.

Why? Why are you covering this? Do you have no self respect?

I agree 100% with this comment. However, I work in a marketing department.

Suck a dick, homophobe.

That little bit killed me. I don’t mist up much at movies/television, but every scene about his death triggered my allergies.

Screw you! I WANT my flying Ubers!

No one lost their jobs over this.

All I know is, I have an IQ measured north of 150 and I still do extremely, extremely stupid shit all of the time.

You win the internet today. Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Oddly enough, the dead don’t really give a shit.

His account is back up. Apparently he’s proud of the fact that CNN covered this story.

If I’m the guy in the middle I will refuse your window seat. Give me the aisle or GTFO.