From now on, the baby sleeps in the crib.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Try the new "Big Ass Fries".

That's what News Corp. Concern is all about!

I miss the Arch Deluxe.

Unbelievable. This was an awesome April Fool's Day present.

Legion is on a level that most movies can only dream to be on. Fantastic show. I seriously can't wait for Season Two.

I was in shock when I found out that South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut has a post-credits scene.

"Your choices have clearly lead you here, as have mine. I will give you a new choice - leave now and live, or stay and face your destiny."

I really love most of the characters in this show, but someone earlier touched on how Principal Lewis - like Bullock - gradually became depraved and more degenerate. Lewis never fails to make me laugh:

"Papa…Hey Papa, we found you holding a lighter. Bon Jovi isn't here, Papa. We're on a mountain."

Ba-room, ba-room, ba-room, baripity, baripity, baripity, baripity-Good. And then the murders began.

Ix-nay on the oppers-pay!

You see, the kids…they listen to the rap…which gives them the brain damage.

In downtown Atlanta, there's a Burger King and Popeyes that have shared the same building and lobby for years.

In the land of circumcision, the one-eyed monster is king.

The Whopper, Whopper Jr., Big King - looks like they already have names for some of their dildos!

Hey, I just got here - what's going on?

If they're looking at me, they're probably thinking: "How much animated television can one man watch?"

I wonder if someone near Kanye figured out how to start hiding his medication in his meals, like tapeworm medicine for a cat.

Such a good trailer. Really hope that Samurai Jack sticks the landing for this final season.