I've been boycotting that disgusting whale piss for years now.

"When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong".

I don't even believe in Jedus!

BillyWitchDoctor.com work mostly with chicken.

LOL - no, but splicing was literally the first thing I learned how to do. Fight Club popped into my head instantly.

I worked as a movie projectionist for 2 years almost a decade ago. One of the few perks of that job was access to film posters (one-sheets if you want to be snooty). The best ones sit in my mancave. I always enjoy good poster art.

He'll tell us what to do.

"It don't matter, Peridot. None of this matters."

I love that Dave Willis got to use a little Carl from Aqua Teen towards the end of the special. "Ya little freak of nature there."

A wooly can mean coke in a blunt also. Thanks, Wu-Tang Clan!

Good old Cap'n Crump cereal.

We will be alright. America will be alright. Wounded, but alright. All I can say is that I did my civic duty and voted today. But this is honestly the first time that I can say I am fearful for my country and many of my fellow Americans.

Don't forget Clash of the Titans.

Town crier - I'd like to ask you a few questions:

Hey - hire me, studios! I've got a nice, deep, baritone and know how to use it…

Just like our previous winners Whitman, Price, and Haddad. You remember them! There they are at this very moment, basking under the Maui sun - their debt to society paid in full.

Benji 3: Die, Benji, Die

I have high expectations for this show. And honestly, from the previews that I've seen, I think that it's going to meet them.

Red Dead Murderousness

Isn't corporate synergy fun, folks?
*dry heaves*