All named Igor.
All named Igor.
He made the jury laugh! And he said things like, "why would I shave both my eyebrows on accident!?'. He's an ethereal lizard!
The most baffling thing about this entire situation is that anyone finds Durst to be even "sorta charming." The guy freaks me the fuck out.
HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
OH MY GOD I HAVE THESE COUSINS, TOO.
Ugh, exactly. My cousins are like this—we always have to have the EXACT SAME THING at family get togethers because they refuse to eat anything new. If a new side dish or something manages to sneak its way in, my cousins will ask my aunt if they'll like it. How old are they? Four or five perhaps? Nope, try…
This sounds so much like my family it hurts.
We hosted a giant memorial service and dinner for a great uncle, and a lot of extended family was invited. We had to purchase a freaking honey baked ham, because my mother had been down this road before and knew that basically only my immediate family would tolerate her incredible lamb dish. Why? Because "lamb is…
About 15 years ago, I saw a documentary that tried to find a correlation between bread and social income/class by offering free bread (of various types) in a market for a day and noting what type of customer chose what bread.
In my case... White trash parents/grandparents and/or simple tastes.
Sounds like my uncle and his family. Their idea of dinner was frozen tv dinners and hot dogs. They ate at chain restaurants most days as neither he nor his wife cooked. Think they used the kitchen mostly for storage.
And it actually goes further than that. The complete refusal to try anything new. These people don't travel, won't try new pastimes, new genre's of movies or anything! And further than that, new opinions, or political parties! They just refuse to see further then their teensy tiny world.
My boyfriend's cousins are like that. His mom did Thanksviging a few years ago and she had a turkey AND a ham (ham was for one of the cousins who refuses to eat turkey), as well as all the sides and stuffing and everything. When they arrived, they announced that they had ordered a pizza an hour earlier so they weren't…
You really can't blame Starbucks, I used to work behind the green apron and we were told to always politely inform our customers iced cappuccino isn't even a thing. I always enjoyed that because people never get defensive when you correct them. I truly blame gas stations that have those beverage stations with over a…
My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife…
Don't even mention the word "crunchy" - it riles up my glutens something fierce!
I SAVE MARBLE-RYE BREAD!! FOR THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE!!
That's gotta be the weirdest "allergy" yet. Even including red, and the great crunchy vs. crispy debacle. I'm pretty sure you literally can't LIVE without calcium. We don't need tons of it, but we've gotta have some...
"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."
"Calcium does such frightful things to my bones, making them so dense and heavy. Without calcium, I can live my life in brittle fragility as God intended."