I was ready for it, but my son never did that. Maybe because he was au naturel. Don't worry, he did lots of other, equally aggravating things.

right, so many things wrong with that picture....... Gomez being interviewed by Franco about Bieber

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

I'm worried.

Careful, Kate. He's taking all the writing jobs.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

YES I COULD EAT OUT ON SUNDAYS! NO IT'S A FANTASTIC TRADITION! I'm so torn. Luckily I'm back in America, where everything is open 24/7.

Sadly, not having to go to prison is also the credit for committing sexual assault 97% of the (reported)* time.

Sadly, no. Not with the current track record for prosecution.

"Hubba hubba" would have been a good start, but I respond REALLY well to a good "AAOOOOGAH!"

all girl. Do you have an awful brother too?

Where can you watch this if you don't live in the USA??

Yes, sounds like my best friend's boyfriend who constantly talks about gender equality, and then acted like a petulant child when I turned him down after he forced his way into my house yelling "we're going to fuck right now" in my face.

I want to kick FA in the teeth.

Oh man. This makes me laugh. This is what it's like to be in a grad program for the humanities. All the "well, actually, I'm not sexist, at all, I'm the least sexist person of all. Let me tell you about all of the male authors who are superior to every female author you mention though while perusing my woman-less…

Well, would it kill you to notice?

Men who feel the need to tell you that they're feminists are the same guys who want credit for not committing sexual assault.

TBH, it comes off to me as incredibly manipulative to plan to ask her to marry you after a brief visit. If you want to pursue being with her again and the problem is distance, talk to her about your feelings and offer to pack your shit and move to be with her - this shows that you mean it and that you're willing to do…

drama like surprise proposals?

Out of curiosity, if you can't date long-distance (which, having done so over 5000+ miles, I'm inclined to disagree), how can you be married long-distance? Or is marrying her a way to get her to move to where you are? Sorry if you answered this else where. I've had this thread open for a while and don't want to lose…