why did I read this why did I read this WHY DID I READ THE CORRESPONDING ARTICLE

Wow that. Just wow. I'm surprised you can read the story with your head so far up your a**.

Oh, you're adorable.

You know how it goes... 3% chance he ever sees prison.

he's 18. He's more than old enough not to be a sick fuck. Did you hear his phone conversation*** on the original post? We've got a little sociopath in the making.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

Speaking as someone who worked as a grocery store clerk along the Illinois-Wisconsin border while I was in high school and college, I can assure you that those 12 employees put a great deal of thought and reflection into their statements, and made absolutely certain they recalled the facts correctly. There is no way…

Oh, good. I guess I got this confused with the (literally hundreds of) story of the DA who declined to prosecute based on "lack of evidence" (I know the existence of a video tape of a rape doesn't prove rape occurred!).

In fairness: the investigation was underway when I started writing the story, and all the victims and their families spoke warmly of Detective Collett, the officer assigned to their case. They were really unhappy with Norman High School administrators, though, who they believed didn't do enough to put a stop to the…

But what the fuck! Why did it take a public outcry of THIS magnitude for the Norman PD to do their goddamn jobs? Are heads going to roll? Has anyone from the department offered his profound apologies?

of course it will be but I'm assuming that these women will show up armed with size 13 needles every day and scare the little shit into pleading guilty.

I really hate seeing mommy and daddy fight.

Ha sorry. I mean, this all very exciting but public pressure always wanes before it should so things aren't seen through. And that just can't happen. Based on the way this started there's no way this isn't going to be a massive fight the whole way through. I seriously hoping those knitting badasses realize this and…

jesus names you couldn't give us 4 minutes to feel victorious?

We have faith that our courts will provide justice for the survivors and that this step will aid in their healing process.

I emerged from my father's skull full-grown.

Right? People act like reproducing is some kind of biological process that bodies are actually designed to carry out. You know what's really a biological imperative? Me downing this entire bottle of scotch.

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WOW, the fact that they would accommodate drivers who lost licenses because of DUIs but not pregnant women is disgusting. When I sold cars being able to drive and being able to be insured was an integral part of the job, and it was made very, very clear to me that a DUI meant automatic firing. But a UPS driver who was…

Come on, USA, it's about time you earned the term first world country and implemented several weeks of maternity leave before and at least half a year after someone gives birth. Paid maternity leave, of course. It might even help with abortion rates, because people are more inclined to have a baby, when they know they…