missypants
Missy Pants
missypants

I am old, but in 4th grade we ate lunch in our classroom at our desks, and we weren’t allowed to throw out any food, you brought it with you, you take it home again. BUT! Anything that we didn’t want and didn’t want to take back home again we could put on the teachers desk and other kids were allowed to claim it. I

I laughed out loud at this so loud my dogs just looked at me funny. :)

Theres lots of reasons I don’t speak to my father, or uncle, honestly these are so far down that list.

12-13 - the summer after grade six, it was the height of the “valley girl” phase, which meant lots of mini skirts, and I grew like a foot that summer to 5’6”. It was night and day, such a drastic change from being a “child” to suddenly having grown men hit on me on the bus, in the mall, touching me, touching my hair,

Oh hey, if we’re talking about going back in time but with our memories and experiences intact? Sign me up! I’d like to go back to 15 please! Oh the life I could have had if I knew then what I know now!

Sorry, I gotta disagree. 20s were way worse than teens! All the angst and hormones of your teen years but now you also have to pay rent!

Feeling like every decision you make is a matter of life and death. Ugh. So much angst!

You could not pay me enough to be 20 again…

OMG I’d totally forgotten that!

Thanks for reco, I’ll keep my eye out for that!

Vaseline, seaweed AND perfume, OMG so much perfume!

LOL - when I moved to Calgary from Toronto in the late 90s I learned very quickly that everyone in Calgary *hates* Toronto, in weird unexplainable ways. Like the early morning radio DJ would make Toronto jokes, and more than one person would tell me that everyone from Toronto was stuck up and a jerk. “but not you,

I think you should hand out with this lady and have a couple beers! ;)

You said bottled water is better than bottled water. ;)

Ha!

Conversely I'm conventionally pretty and I used to do some modelling back in my youth, upon seeing some of my photos my friends were agog "I knew you were pretty but I didn't know you were *that* pretty!" but that was back in the day of film, these digital cameras are holy hell unflattering, the light, the autofocus,

High-five!

Ha! Yes, I knew I didn’t come up with that on my own!

… am I the only one that has done this? Without malicious intent its just a trip on the subway but you don’t know where you’re going. Or as me and my hippy dippy friends used to say “letting the universe decide where you’re going”.

Its state by state I think...