For some reason MrPants refused to put small things on top of big things and instead makes precarious towers of things of random sizes. Also, he really wants all the mason jars to be kept with the drinking glasses despite the fact that we are not Ma and Pa Kettle, for this he does have a reason though: "I don't like…

See. Thats just extra creepy. Who knew the depths of creepy when talking about a dude that kills seven dogs "for practise" were bottomless? I don't think we've reached the bottom of his level of creepy yet… it just keeps going...

I think most people are taken in by psychopaths, and some of us find them terrifyingly creepy.

Bingo.

Ha! You're worse than I am!

They'll also take over your phone memory as you'll be unable to stop taking constant photos of them.

This is the best spam post I have ever seen. Amazing. Gold star for you.

They are the best, I agree, two thumbs up, would recommend to anyone.

Are people magically not allergic to service dogs?

To be fair, we all did that in the 90s!

Pretty sure she's using eye liner… on her lips.

In high school we had a social studies class that separated the girls and boys and then each group was charged with creating a list of " the perfect mate". The girls list was long and absurd, we had everything from "nice to animals" to "good elbows" and everything in between (including the kind of shoes they wore and…

There was a news program a little while back about a zoo donating animals to soup kitchens. Animals that had been euthanized in the course of investigation and were cleared for human consumption so the soup kitchen got haunches of zebra and gazelle and other weird animals.

This is all I hear out of everything you're saying.

Registered massage therapists receive training on how to manage clients that break down crying on their tables. Its so common its an entire module of learning for the certification exams. :)

Heh, are you me? MrPants likes to "go for walks" completely unprepared and without any provisions. Usually its just a walk in the woods with our dogs (mini doxies) so this isn't usually an issue. But, always a but. BUT, this one time we went for a walk with dogs in early winter, light dusting of snow on the ground,…

Well then, let me oblige you!

Doxies are the best! And Crusoe is awesome! 100% Agree!

Honestly, you could not pay me to be 20 again, not enough money in the world.