As a pale redhead who is allergic to sun screen I THANK YOU FOR THIS LINK! So much better than regular reef shirts/pants!

I think the big cat people need to know about this and do another experiment for us!

Dude bros lose ten billionty points for using a knife! Sister here used just her hand.

I followed you, cuz I wanted to see the train wreck, and oh man, you did not disappoint. Thank you. (I'm still chuckling over "what are purple?")

That late term abortions are "horrific" is up to debate.

Duvets come in "King-PLUS"!!! I only found out after we switched to a king and suddenly I had no damn blankets anymore!

Reminds me of the time my 14lb mini-dachshund ate a full lb of butter. (ok, maybe 2/3s of a lb)

Sounds perfect to me!

Do you drive your BMW to your friends house when you visit?

Thats horrendous... I hope they keep very far away from him forever...

They are also incredibly racist too, so yes, yes indeed.

She gave you two toasters... at once? Like at the same time? The same event? O_o

... wait, I need to know... how many toasters has she given you? O_O

Was this the 90s? Was your grandma influenced by Totally Tulip paints?

We just covered this yesterday didn't we?

Also, who the hell doesn't travel with headphones? Seriously, plug in and turn it up and be thankful its not *your* baby! People!

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Jesus fuck... I think you win the terrible ex olympics...

Pffft, puhleeze! As the resident food-lady, when I get sick I have to throw a crying snotty tantrum to get him to bring me food or juice or tea! I mean, he does, but there's always like an 8hr stretch where he seems to think if he just does nothing that I'll magically get better and make supper,…

Oh I give them nothing that isn't public knowledge (ie on our website) and do remind them that we have some rather stringent privacy laws and policies, and I'm sure you understand we need to protect our students! ;)