THEY'RE SO BAD! If he hadn't said he was 40 I would have assumed he was in highschool! O_O

I am always cold, so I often have a jacket or sweater on when everyone else is in a tshirt... so I understand the need for sleeves!

There was that time we all ran out of a house screaming because the toilet flushed in a house we thought was empty...

To be fair, J. Brand are fantastic jeans... (stupid fucking jeans I love why you gotta be $280?)

"some cute jeans" - ???

She's pregnant! Let the lady wear what she wants! She's probably hiding crackers in there somewhere!

LOL - basically everyone agrees: she was a horrible horrible person and they all understand why he killed her. Note to self: only murder horrible people, especially in Texas. ;)

I thought he was being just a little bit over the top... and then I saw Bernie in the credit scenes, and nope, he was not over the top.

... I didn't say Islam didn't come third? O_o

But snakes are so cute!!!

I like that people think Cherubs are fat baby like angels with golden bows and arrows...

... I feel so dirty now, like I should go rinse my mouth out with lysol... /blerg

I own this book, its really really good! (Angels are terrifying!)

Lotta people putting words in your mouth tonight.

They didn't say Christians, Angels pre-date Jesus by a lot of years, and pretty sure Islam has them too.

It would take a 1/1000 teenager for sure, but Lorde seems like a rare one.

Yay!

Exactly! :) You get me!

Between these and Overheard at the Office, its a wonder I get any work done...