I'm not going to apologize for introducing you to Divine Twine, cuz they're awesome and I like all of Whisker Graphics products (especially the bitty bags!).

YISS! ULINE IS THE BOMB!!

Or you could just buy direct from China... ;)

"Mind if we come inside?" "Yes I do."

Pfft. If its not Divine Twine its shit!

A trial is not designed to find innocence or guilt, its to find if there is enough evidence to convict. TV has sold us a lie about our justice systems.

What I've learned from knowing many criminal defence attorneys; cops don't investigate anything. (and if you find a dead body call it in anonymously)

Don't let this face fool you, this 19lbs of dog can crack beef bones to get at the marrow inside, I have no doubt he'd eventually eat me if I died and he was hungry.

To be fair to our dogs, we both know they'd eat human liver if given a chance...

We have to lock the dogs in the kitchen every morning or else Jamjam will pee on the rug, every.damn.time. and its not that she can't hold it... its just she likes peeing on the rug. So her brilliant move to avoid being locked in the kitchen with its tiles that she doesn't like peeing on? Hiding under the couch. We…

I'm 42 and as much as I'd like for someone to pay me to what I like to do... no one is going to pay me to lay on the couch with my dogs all day. (Dammit dogs, start pulling your weight around here, I mean jeez, these bully sticks are free you know!)

The first time I attended a deep fried turkey dinner party it was on the back (wooden) deck of a three story walk-up. And by the time the oil was hot enough to put the bird in everyone was drunk and/or high... except me. And we realized that the cook had forgotten to leave space for the oil to displace... so the flame…

Not to freak you out... but personality change can be a symptom of health issues like stroke, dementia or Alzheimer's.

Oh we're just as bad...

You're getting awfully defensive considering no one has said you were sexually attracted to your horse... yet. ;)

""The horse represents the quintessential combination of phallic and romantic," says Gologor. "The horse is a phallic animal: sleek, long, powerful, fast, and voracious. All of which are attributes of the classic phallus. And what's the fairy-tale fantasy? – that the maiden will be whisked away by the prince on his…

What? Having control of a giant wild beast that you straddle with your thighs has something to do with sexuality? Colour me shocked! ;)

Tina is that you?

Do you know, it is nigh impossible to get those shredded potato hash browns in Canada? The only place they seem to exist is the 'States... its very weird.

You've already got 859 Timmies! How many do you need before you'll let go of Waffle house?