First we learn that Ambien makes you racist and now alcohol too. Also apparently racism doesn’t count as racism if the person being racist is filmed without consent.

The thing about alcohol is that it doesn’t magically turn you into a racist person. I know this is shocking for all the white folks who claim getting twisted randomly turned them into Klan members, but generally speaking, you don’t say racist shit when you’re drunk unless, ya know, you’ve either thought or said or…

What did I ever do to you to warrant this slander, Camper? lol

Didn’t know she was being “videod”? Liar.

Yeah so fuck these morons and Team Dark Meat (not a euphemism).

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Nah, my money is on good ol’ girl on girl action. They know, despite it being a mortal sin, that it is hot as fuck.

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

British Broadcasting Company?

I think I can guess what he’s into...

100% BBC cuckold porn and no one is surprised.

Married his cousin, was schtupping his press secretary while married to his second wife - after telling the press he was returning to Gracie Mansion that Fathers Day to play ball with his son while he was literally fucking this woman in the basement of city hall - then divorced said second wife on television because…

my man married his (second) cousin so I’m guessing it rhymes with “spin fest”

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

Well luckily this is just a Twitter beef and not an actual court case, because an IP address is not sufficient proof in itself. You could say you let someone use your computer, or that someone used your wifi connection.

I know relationships are constant work and being monogamous can be hard, especially if you nasty rich like Jay-Z but let me tell you something, if I had Beyonce in the bed with me all like that. I’d be working harder than a coal mine mule in August to make her happy AF.  

Oh you weren’t profiling but....