I am so mad at my fellow Ontarians. I’ve been glowering at everyone since Thursday.

I can only speak for Ontario here, not the whole country, but we are currently so embarrassed and ashamed that Doug fucking Ford was just elected our premier that we can’t possibly stay be mad at you.

“How on earth do we have beef with Canada?! Everybody loves Canada. It’s like the golden retriever of countries.”

I think in the interests of “National Security”, the Canadian government should enact a foreign leaders emolument clause declaring that no foreign leader can own or be party to private/for profit ventures on Canadian Soil for as long as they are in office.

I wish we could act superiors to our cousins to the south, but then Ontarians go and elect ‘Buck-a-beer’ Doug Ford, so...

Merkel last year said that the European Union couldn’t rely on the US (and the UK as well) anymore, the US became an unreliable ally. You can’t restore that trust, the damage Trump did to its alliances is permanent.

The defining characteristic of Trump’s base is that they cannot tell the difference between defiance and petulance.

“meek and mild” makes me think of Christmas song lyrics...can’t remember the song name, but that phrase is in there. Is Trump basically saying that My Canadian Boyfriend is Jesus?

How on earth do we have beef with Canada?! Everybody loves Canada. It’s like the golden retriever of countries.

And still totally fails to recognize that HE is the one that started this whole mess with his stupid tariffs on allies, while saving a Chinese company (because they approved his building and gave his daughter 4 or 5 copyrights, or something like that).

I love how they’re not holding back. But I hate how this spells diplomatic doom for a long time.

Except his base lives in an alternate reality thanks to their ability to doublethink, so to them their tough manly president was viciously attacked by anti-American foreign leaders and he should be commended for surviving it.

Have fun, seriously. In the past week, Twitter has just been mocking Trump for starting a fight with Canada. No one, not a single country in this world, except for Russia, hates Canada. Even Trump’s dream date, North Korea’s Kim, said months ago during their lover’s spat, that he sees nothing wrong with Canada and…

Did you see the response from a former advisor to Trudeau?

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant face-to-face with Trudeau when he had the opportunity? I guess we shouldn’t be surprised Trump is only a tough guy on Twitter, but wouldn’t his base be more impressed if he did his rant…

Trump’s trade war is supported by Log Cabin republicans, said spokesperson Mrs. Butterworth.

So much projection. Trump didn’t say boo at the meeting then immediately did a press conference (before Trudeau did his) bashing Canada, then fully unleashed via twitter once he was safe and sound back on Air Force One. Meanwhile, Trudeau has been saying the same thing for a week (the tariffs are unfair, we shouldn’t…

“Meek and mild”

Great, now I’m going to be paying a car payment for my goddamn maple syrup