I don’t want to be an instagram model either. So? Why are people so upset? Because a person said she wouldn’t want to do something they do? Ffs, people. Relax!

This was mean, slightly stereotypical and hilarious all at once.

Starting your response with “Actually” so you are one of those people. Good to know that anything you have said or will say in the future can now be ignored.

Her scalp must feel incredible every time she takes her hair down.

accepting for the moment that somehow there are people who feel fanatical loyalty to the original Charmed- CHARMED, for chrissakes- surely we can untangle (1) the issue of older white actresses wanting to keep getting cast in properties that have already paid them a good 8 years of salary from (2) the issue of young…

The president’s remarks come just two weeks after he whipped the crowd at the National Rifle Association’s annual conference into a rabid frenzy by promising, among other things, to focus on mental health, and not access to guns, in response to school shootings.

I laughed when he called it his country. He must be of the Mayflower Schlossbergs!

I recently saw a video on TYT where a white guy was insulting a cashier at a coffee shop because she was wearing clothing identifying her as a Muslim. After a short while, the other customers started calling this douchebag out. The cashier refused him service & he walked out of the store empty-handed, as the other…

Many parts of this made me laugh out loud. Never come back Aaron. Move to Idaho and spend all day explaining what jews are to the friendly people there.

“They’re yelling, they’re claiming things that aren’t true,” Schlossberg said as he cowered behind a black and red umbrella.

Exactly!

Look at him, he runs like a Welshman! Doesn’t he? Doesn’t he run like a Welshman?

Poor picked upon racist, having to pay for his reprehensible actions and words.

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

Cards Against Humanity: The Movie

I think the “recognition joke” he was referring to is more along the lines of what you see in something written by Seth MacFarlane; jokes that aren’t really written and performed, as much as they are referenced with the expectation that the audience should laugh simply because they recognize the subject of the joke.

So, Ryan Seacrest?

A couple of years ago, the NYT interviewed some moms about their Mother’s Day experiences. One woman said her family gave her the day off. (No, really.) At the end of the day, she went into the garage to find all the dirty laundry her family said they were going to “take care” of that day.

SMOOTHIE BOWLS ARE JUST GAZPACHO. IT’S JUST COLD SOUP PEOPLE. ITS JUST A YOGURT PARFAIT IN A BOWL.

The USSR had a huge surplus of women post-WWII and the women there somehow managed to survive without trafficking men from other countries.