NO! Look here Miss Swift, you are not allowed to cover MY birthday song! Do you remember, the 21st of September 🎶

So great to see Kiernan Shipka getting some high profile work. She was so fantastic in Mad Men.

I haven’t come across anyone here who wasn’t entirely sincere in their love for Kacey, which makes me very happy.

God, I adore her. Have been full-on obsessing over her albums the last few weeks. I think “Pageant Material” is one of the best country albums of all time.

Jamie Lynn Spears’ parents are Jamie and Lynne Spears. She also married a man named Jamie Watson. Must get awful confusing during holidays 

Has anyone ever met Owen Wilson? I have a few friends who work in Hollywood and one of them claims that he is deceptively sexy in person, just magnetic. He was taken aback by it, it was that strong. Every time I read a story about him or see him in something that’s what I think about, and I don’t know that I can…

Service dogs (the professionally trained ones I mean) are incredibly well disciplined in my experience. I’ve used public transit my whole life and seen my fair share of service dogs for blind people on the bus and subway. Even when things are going crazy on the bus or train because of some asshole or two, the service…

“Contains two songs” makes me laugh.

It wouldn’t, some people just can’t let an opportunity to insult a Kardashian/Jenner go by.

Maybe I’m just a cynic, but to me this very clearly reads as an incredibly roundabout way of saying “no”.

Hell hath no fury like a teen who is pissed off about something.

Teens have been the best at cruelty or has everyone forgotten?

All the best minds are.

Fine. He was braised.

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.

RIP Marco Rubio, Killed by a Teen’s Tweet

There was a time I appreciated Marco Rubio as little more than a disagreeable knucklehead. As a fellow native of Hispaniola lands I somewhat cherished him as an older brother does the family dog or sisters. I believed him to be harmless, weak, impressionable.

Did it end up like this one, where lots of white folks are outraged on the internet and two black minimum wage food service workers lose their jobs?

it doesn’t take 3 hours a day to stay fit. and it really doesn’t take money. go for a run 30 minues a day, and see what happens. then don’t eat a full plate of pasta.