A. It's not a shock that some women want to do this. I don't understand the desire but obviously some people have it.

Well, your post IS a false equivalency so I don't see the irony.

I just know this is how mine will rebel.

you seem mad. did you get friend zoned today?

Shut the fuck up.

The goths don't tell their friends that they're only allowed to have straight or curly hair, NOT WAVY.

Goth here. Leave us out of this dumbass discussion and all the other things plz. thx

I went to a women's college. Not having men around drastically reduces the number of fucks given on a daily basis, which consequently amplifies the awesomeness of your fellow classmates.

Cracked has gone from a lame, Mad Magazine ripoff into a really interesting website.

On second thought, what are SPANX even made from? Maybe it's a no go on the burning.

Not to mention that I would find this group of perfectly manicured/polished/Spanxed women completely and utterly terrifying, and it would certainly NOT make me want to join their sorority.

I think this is what bothers me most. It's like carrying every insecurity you had in high school over to the college level, when college is supposed to be the time where you start figuring out how to not give a fuck.

I look better in glasses. SUCK IT SNOOTY GREEK BITCHES!

I was thinking the same. $100 says an African American with glasses and wavy hair is excluded for "not following the directive."

I feel the exact same ways. People are always asking me "why don't you wear contacts?!" and I tell them that for the most part, its because they irritate my eyes. But also, hello! Easy! And they add character and they make it easier to not wear make up. Oh and then I wear contacts for a day (yay dailies!) and no…

I'm thinking they meant the "scrunched" style, considering they are asking girls with naturally curly hair to "curl" their hair. I wonder what they think of ethnic hair...or were these girls just left out entirely?

Oh, man. I mean, you're only young once and there's usually only one point in your life when you can really wear whatever the fuck you want and do whatever to your hair, and experiment to find what you like and what makes you happy... these directives look to stifle all individuality and make me sad.

I don't think USC is known for its challenging academics.

This right here is my biggest issue with this :( wavy hair is cute

I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.