It's not that she's obligated to let random people touch her, but this was a $400 dollar per person event in which her truest of fans (because who else would pay that to meet Avril Lavigne) weren't allowed to do even the most standard of awkward side hugs or arm pats at a meet and greet. Did these people know they…
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Being dead inside is what makes marrying a Chad Kroeger possible, no?
Oh come on. She could at least smize.
well then dont make people pay 400 dollars for the privilege of standing far away. miley cyrus charges twice as much but she lets fans actually interact with her. say what you will about miley but at least she treats her fans as people rather than plebian money slugs
You would be too if you were married to Chad Kroger.
Maybe she was gassy. She looks gassy.
So...she looks dead inside.
It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.
Banker steals $100,000 in an afternoon from a family that cannot afford it and is admired as a brilliant capitalist (er, hand over the bailout money when his employer goes predictably bankrupt, thank you). Twenty-something Anastasia attempts to smuggle a plant with a "street value" of $100,000 and will likely be sent…
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And sometimes his penis. And very occasionally, his brain.
You haven't called me in three months. I'm not getting any younger. I have to move on...
this is the best break up note I ever seen, I wish I can borrow it sometimes. Burt, you are just being an awesome infuence to a young generation of heart breakers.
It's now more than three weeks since I've heard from my boyfriend of eleven months. I'm going to send him this. But I'll probably add a little profanity.
Honestly! How is she not more famous?!
I know! She was a refreshing, raw talent in a sea of basic bitches. Whatever happened to her?
Callie, beware, the illuminati will be watching you very closely now. If we don't hear about these conspiracies again we're going to assume you've been abducted and replaced with a sheeple clone. It was nice knowing you.
damn tom cruise gives me the creeps, to think I had a poster of him back in the day. Anyone connected to Scientology has serious issues.