THIS GIF!

TEAM WEED

Wine and weed. Only because Jameson isn't on the list.

Agreed. They are living out their teen and young adult years in public. Let's be real...if cameras followed the average college student around campus freshman year a lot of folks would pass judgement on them for binge drinking, hooking up, smoking weed and a host of other stuff. Selena and Miley are at that age. Same…

Are Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus really "totally fucked up" though? How are we defining this? Gomez did a 2 weeks in rehab, but she was never photographed by paparazzi getting wasted in public or doing anything illegal. Cyrus smokes a lot of weed, sure, but who doesn't?

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

this story is so twisted

"That man received a citation to appear in court."

These situations always make me sick to my stomach. Glad to hear she was able to get out of this and that her trafficker was arrested. Confused as to why the 49 year old man wasn't arrested as well? I'm no legal expert but isn't soliciting sex from a minor a criminal offense? And it sounds like he was caught redhanded…

I promise to read this article, but I have to start by saying that I really love this dress.

The average man marries a woman who is slightly less intelligent than he is. That's why many brilliant women never marry.

I do love that little cap-sleeved number in the lead image.

My retro advice: Start smoking, or start eating.

Not gonna lie. The idea of weddings without the ubiquitous and unflattering Sleeveless Gown is super appealing!

If you ever want to play a fun prank on a bunch of people, put black icing on a birthday cake/cupcakes. It doesn't even need to be very much... the cake that got me had white icing with red and black polka dots about the size of a dime.

THIS IS THE HARD HITTING JOURNALISM THAT WE DESERVE.

I smoke weed and eat to pass the time and feel not-sad (mostly the weed, eating comes alongside.) Not every night, but most nights. It is to fill in the boredom and ease the anxiety about my collection of life problems.

Most of all I am lonely. I moved to a new city 2 years ago. I have lots of friends, make them…