FYI: Shitty parents come in all cultures, races and ethnicities.

That's how I lost 30 pounds! Naked, drunk and dancing in front of my mirror. That's the jam.

I don't even know how many people I've made out with.

I fucking LOVE sexting...but then again I'm an erotica writer so...

I've done that. :)

On point...it's en pointe you uncultured swine!

My aunt (by marriage) gave me a coloring book, markers and glitter puff paint.

OMG 'ZINES.

Girl, you need to buff your nails. Use a four-sided buffer. Use polish remover prior to using base coat (yes, you need one), apply 2 coats of desired color then top coat of Seche Vite. Good to go.

This gives me hope for future generations.

Watch and we shall discuss! :)

I just googled "American girl store" and basically 9 year old me flipped her shit. I must visit this magical wonderland.

I had Molly as well. A hand-me-down from a cousin. I am to this day OBSESSED with the '40's (watch Bomb Girls on Netflix, it's great!) and just loved the Molly books.

Welp, I'm visiting Chicago now.

SLEEPOVERS ARE THE SHIT. Taking that away is just so lame and...parental.

I bet a Project Runway contestant could turn it out and make it work! :)

Right?! I pictured an actual Denim Tutu. That's the top half of overalls with a tutu sewn on. Dumb. Now I want someone to make an actual denim tutu.

I assumed this was a Tina reference.

Watsonville is my hometown! Go Rosalee!!!

You are a disgusting human being. You get your kicks by sitting behind a computer and calling people names. It's pathetic. What did I do to you other than voice my opinion on a public forum? You disagree, fine. But calling me names like a bully is stupid. If you want to have a discussion, fine. Discuss facts. But…