Nah, they advertised it as a viable full time job with inflated numbers, and suggested drivers go buy/lease new cars for their new full time job. They had to pay out money for this false advertising.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.

“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.

Wow, great Breitbart editor impression. 8/10, a little heavy handed, but bravo!

Just because I never miss the opportunity. That’s Masie.

Are you kidding or just very dumb?

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Should we assume the impetus comes from the new Presidential administration? They do seem to be trying to set some kind of Country Ruining record here.

I get that you don’t want to understand, but this isn’t allowed.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

When you are not the government it is called “running your business.”

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

“a cynical corporate power grab that’s as opportunistic—if not more so—as Uber dropping surge pricing in correlation with a taxi strike.”

Resist.

Actually, for that size clutch in 2001, $300 wasn’t demonstrably cheaper than retail. I only bought it on eBay because they didn’t sell that color locally and there was no such thing as a legit online store back then.

This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

You started out fine, but then you went off the rails. It is true that you don’t have the right to speed.