Well I think you’re supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes. You can get in a decent number of squats in two minutes.
missusmao
missusmao
Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.
The Google screed-writer’s intentions are different because they are built from widely discredited pseudoscience, and demanding that they be given equal weight with “women are as capable as men” is ludicrous. The debate he wants was already had, and lost, and its losers refuse to admit that or educate themselves.
Are you asking why is okay to get an annulment or a divorce? That’s probably a longer conversation that we want to have in the comments section of a Lifehacker article.
Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…
Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:
“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.
“Stay moist” has replaced “take care” in my vocabulary.
Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.
Moist is my favorite word. Anytime you can find an excuse to use it is ok in my book.
Just because I never miss the opportunity. That’s Masie.
Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:
I get that you don’t want to understand, but this isn’t allowed.
Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:
“a cynical corporate power grab that’s as opportunistic—if not more so—as Uber dropping surge pricing in correlation with a taxi strike.”
This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.
Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.
You started out fine, but then you went off the rails. It is true that you don’t have the right to speed.