Every screenshot of Aaron Rodgers on Zoom looks like he just got kicked out of the methadone clinic for smoking ivermectin.

Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

I’m still baffled that people find literally any value in sports talk radio, so I’m as confused as you are.

I feel for the guy, but “I wrote some of these, and they’re the ones you’re laughing at” is the sweatiest thing I’ve ever heard from a host. Maybe I’m falling victim to recency bias.

I had never even heard of Jo Koy until last night, and I’ll tell you what- keep me away from those stadiums he’s filling.

God, I don’t know how many times I’ve hit that “X” logo thinking I’m closing the box only to be taken to that hell site. It had to be on purpose.

Taylor can’t take a joke and the joke wasn’t funny too.

I call them piccy-me-doos.

I understand why the guy who created the GIF would be protective of his creation, but I don’t think we’re obligated to say “jif” just because that’s what he wanted.

Emma Stone’s killing it, but that’s to be expected. Who knew Nathan Fielder could hold his own though? Even as the king of cringe, he actually has to act here, and he’s doing a remarkable job if keeping you guessing where his head is at any particular time.

Also, for those on the fence - this isn’t really comedy, or…

And alex jones, unfortunately.

Good lord this band is so exhausting. 

Can you imagine having Billy fucking Corgan as your boss and also traveling extensively with him? Jesus

TIL that Mary Kay Letourneau died. 

Pat McAfee gets it.

The right finds men who believe in conspiracies endearing.

Why can’t he just quietly defraud the children of Mississippi like a normal quarterback?

Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs are going to be the next Hunter Biden's laptop, after that replaced Hillary's emails.

Maybe there’s like a Clown Egg Register for serial killers.

But that is all something he wants. The dynamic is that Macbeth gets to be the ruthless, ambitious cur and he gets to absolve his conscience cos' she makes me do it'. She incites him for sure, but he would have killed Duncan, Lady or no.