Moreso, we’ve seen the actual choices King has made when adapting his own writing. It’s universally shit. He’s a hack with a good knack for making up plotlines. That is the extent I’m willing to give him credit as a creator. (LOL @ the idea of Stephen fucking King as some sort of expert at characterization.)

I’m not sure “goofy” is the word I would use here.

Omg, I was trying to spell out how it sounded in my head and that was also what I came up with. 

Season 3 was amazing. The courtroom stuff was excellent. I’d watch a show featuring just the lawyers from that season.

I was interested in how he got the bones, but it turns out that part was useless to me. Too convoluted, dammit. (I had my beloved pug skeletonized after he died last year. But what if my husband dies first?? How can I also memorialize him????)

Right? “Sadly” my ass.

While I firmly believe our health care system is broken, a part of me still says a little “fuck you” for her asking for that kind of money just because she is so PROFOUNDLY stupid. Like, stupid enough she should have professional supervision for the rest of her life.

I also don’t generally support big companies, but I…

I think her toeing the line bullshit is a tarnish on her legacy, and I’m pretty fucking tired of it.

Holy false equivalency, Batman!

How about you only get one life. And if you choose to use that life to be actually, verifiably evil than hey, you get no good things ever again! Rehab just means, “Will this person ever contribute to the raping of children again? No? Ok, he’s rehabbed.” But wherein that does the text…

Not the first review to do this recently. I find it VERY frustrating.

No one seems to be questioning if Tony Bennet SHOULD be coming out with a new album. I find it to be pretty fucking manipulative and greedy. Like trying to milk a cow until dust comes out. Leave him the fuck alone. Let him sing for the joy of it if he wants to still, just stop making him perform like a trained monkey.

Man, I would love to watch The Critic again as an adult. I loved that show as a kid.

Just because you find Denzel more attractive doesn’t mean everyone does. What a weird comment.

Damn, that is good. So good I heard the first part and skipped ahead, thinking it was some sort of intro reminding people what Blink182 sounds like. No, it was just that spot on.

I usually object to this specific stupid kind of comeback, but he wasn’t even critiquing them. Just being a dick for no reason. So carry on this ONCE.

I will also add that I appreciated the casting of more age appropriate love interests. Arden Myrin is older than she appears, btw.

I watched both seasons yesterday. Though it had some flaws (notably, the improv shows badly a few times in season 1), it was a perfectly enjoyable, light little show. It also did some things I was impressed with: acknowledging slavery and including black people in the stories it told (my bar is low), giving the female…

She’s clearly already made her bed with all boring pageant stuff, all the time. Now she’s gonna lay down and die in it, I predict.

I think you might want to actually read about blacklisting if you think it has anything to do with the completely pretend modern concept of “cancelling”. (“Pretend” in that canceling is not actually a thing. Check out Mel Gibson’s new movie trailer on YouTube right now or the review here on the AvClub for Casey…

Am I the only one who dislikes Denali? I dunno quite what it is but I’ve truly hated all her looks so far and her personality on the show just rubs me the wrong way. I’m honestly not sure why yet. Though blessed be Kahmora is gone. I didn’t just dislike her looks I also stroooooongly disliked her as a person. Sorry,…