Yeah, but the thing is looking “good” is defined as looking “thin”. Or something “thin” coded: sleek, healthy, fit, slender, streamlined, etc. And that also means defining the waist from the bust, having hips, a butt (depending on body trends- ew), etc- things us chonkers can’t always do easily. So yeah, cinching up…

Loooooots of men here thinking we give a fucking RATS ASS about their very important man opinions on statutory rape. (Though i’m 100% sure every man commenting on this article is a little too familiar with the subject.)

Hey, maybe y’all could, like, fuck off forever and eat, like, a tiny ball of shit? Mmmmaybe? I truly…

YOUR consensus. Not everyones’, fucking DUH. Look at what you are commenting on RIGHT NOW, dipshit.

This is, unfortunately, still a batshit insane take. You bought into a blatantly emotionally manipulative storyline from this woman, but it’s just as crazy. Who would say this to an 8 tear old??? “Mommy and Daddy accidentally raped someone while doing their pornos, honey.” FFS. Seems to me both Lords and Randall…

You clearly know nothing about how you come off to others, you ENORMOUS creep.

You are terrible, and judging from your comments all over this article, probably at the VERY LEAST a raging misogynist who has viewed child pornography more than once. More likely a rapist in your own right.

Now please, regale us by reciting the age of consent laws for all 50 states. We know you know them by heart,…

It was a really good dirtbag except for that. And literally, LIT-ER-AL-Y at anyyyyy other point in time i wouldn’t give af about the Taylor S thing either, because she sucks (as someone else said below, hell yeah because she’s rich and white, duuuuh, like I need more???), but goddamn girl, pull your head out of your…

Oh eat shit and die. Just literally die. I’m sure the guy (ALWAYS A GUY) saying “transsexual” as a slur to demean and degrade reeeeeally gives a flying FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK about, idk, this site, feminism, just women in general.

Transparent…

I STRONGLY support those two casting choices.

The fuck? I’m not sure what in the blazes you think that tossing numbers around in that . . . uh . . . “creative” way proves, but here’s a hint: nothing.

I googled the average height, slightly shorter, and around 5' 10". I got tons of results for the average height and shorter: HUGE celebrities. Selma Hayek, Reese…

Oh, fuck off. Yes, one mentally ill black celebrity means you should not help hold yourself or those around you accountable for their racist words and actions.

OUR PRESIDENT IS ALSO A MENTALLY ILL CELEBRITY THAT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE PUT INTO OFFICE. But I’m sure you don’t see the irony in that with…

No, YOU don’t understand what others are getting at when they say that. systematic racism isn’t something that impacts ONE “race of people”. It involves one group in power and one group being oppressed and marginalized.

It’s fucking RIDICULOUS, ignorant, and insulting to basically imply that only Black people should be…

Uh, that’s a good thing. More people should do this. No one go out please. IT’S A FUCKING PANDEMIC.

I have extreme anxiety for various reasons. So I bought a different mask design, as the one I had made me feel like I was suffocating. That helped some. I make my inside trips short to wear it the shortest amount of…

Throw a real housewife into the mix and I think this would be the absolute most bottom of the barrel, no effort, nothing “article” I have ever read on Jezebel in the over a decade I’ve been coming here.

No, actually, I’m pretty sure this counts regardless.

Should have known the world would end with a big wet fart…

Well this is a couple of photos of real normal, sane people who look very comfortable and healthy in both body and mind. LOL.

LOL. You don’t know jack SHIT about gun owners, and you DEFINITELY don’t know jack shit about wealthy gun owners.

Jfc, you are all over the place here. What is weird but not in a “child sex crimes” kind of way? What is THAT person like? And why WOULD you expect this from some other random dude, cause that’s a super shitty thing to say about some other random innocent person.

Sorry, just trying to figure out your sliding scale of…

Y’all really out there really thinking you better than “The Kissing Booth 6: The Kissening” or whatever. Lol.

Boy, do I have some news for you . . . .

(It involves just how much shittier the average white male is than David Ayers, yet they still get any job at all, friends, women willing to sleep with them and have their children, etc. LOOK WHO OUR PRESIDENT IS.)

Shia Labeouf is always the best in whatever he’s in. He’s just a good actor. It’s easy sometimes to forget it’s a skill and a craft, and something one can have a natural talent in and he just possesses all three. He hasn’t always taken the best roles to suit him (I think he’s good at emoting and being expressive with…