If you want the Costco cigarette availability conspiracy theory you’re gonna have to talk to my dad. Nothing strikes terror in the heart of man like a hirsute arab with a cart full of toiletpaper and milk shouting about the supply and demand economics of Dunhill cigarettes.

I was rehomed by my biological mother throughout my teens as she would often kick me out and then just write a note of permission to seek medical attention and enroll me in school to whatever parent of my friends were willing to take me in at the time.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM. Sorry for the caps, but this kind of case DESERVES to be looked at and reported on as if under a microscope. Little snippets of information in tv soundbites and the subsequent social media outrage doesn't lead to lasting change like a well-researched article can.

Everything about this story makes me livid, starting with their wanting to separate a family because "Marsha and I always planned to have five children". These abominations would split up traumatized siblings because it didn't conveniently fit in to their plans. That should have absolutely been a red flag right from…

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Right? This blows my mind. Meanwhile, in Maryland, the parents who let their kids walk to the park together are still battling social services over the right to let their kids ride bikes, etc, without constant supervision.

It should be called what it is: Traficking.

Dear State of Arkansas: file child abuse charges against these scumbags posthaste, because isolating a child for hours on end IS abuse.

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

Well, it's a kids TV show from my childhood, so...probably?

No, LiveLeak! They got it first! R/Videos is often unorganized and you have to go through pages and pages before you find a video that's a) current and b)relevant to my interests. Liveleak allows you to search by date and by category, which I like a lot. I do get a lot of material from R/funny, though, although I…

I want to nominate, I challenge, Matthew, Adam, and (maybe) Chantalle. Ahhh! Fucking hell!

No matter what she was actually saying, it's hilarious, because of exactly what you just mentioned. Imagine my surprise when I went to put my 3 year old daughter in my wife's car, accidentally hit the alarm button, and she immediately mumbles something that sounds like, "fuhk-kiddin' me?". I stopped the alarm, paused,…

I swear to god, once this ice bucket challenge started the portrait video uploads has gone through the roof.

::chews ice aggressively::

He would probably point out that I am stuck in the oral phase and he also probably wouldn't be wrong.

Your insistence that she is screaming "fuck your mouth" would give Dr. Freud serious indigestion. And an erection.

Mariah Carey is PERFECT THANK YOU.

Ah ha, condescending post #2, this time directed at me. CLEARLY my skin condition affects my quality of life, and clearly (since I already told you) I treat it to the best of my ability, with the assistance of medical professionals. Telling a person with chronic dry skin to consider lotion is akin to telling a thirsty…

We allowed shit to happen...