Really... do NOT think of Hannukah as “Jewish Christmas.” Ever.

If I was on that list I would be worried about televised firing squad and be getting the hell out of dodge.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I really don’t get it. Nothing Trump promised was actually legit. Clinton didn’t do anything illegal. What could anyone have done to her? Even the FBI exonerated her (albeit with bullshit investigations and even too late). Are they really that shocked?! Can they be so dumb?

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

I would sleep with either Brad Pitt or Kate Hudson, so I approve of this (maybe true maybe not) match.

Convenient that the US is one of two countries that has failed to sign the United Nations Convention on Rights of the Child, which specifies in Article 28 that States Parties recognize the right of the child to education.

Hey, if they want to open up fraud discussions - how about the fishy looking vote totals in WI counties as it relates to paper ballots vs. digital-only ballots and 2012 vs. 2106. We can all go right down the rabbit hole all the way to the bottom if that’s what everyone wants.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

It’s been awhile since I’ve been drunk enough to think that a slice of pizza is close enough to my ID, but my guess is... those girls pre-gamed SO HARD that night.

OK, but if she was 21, why didn’t she have ID? Or was she just too drunk to remember where it was?

Jewish people have been warning everyone about this for the last decade, and literally nobody listened. This shit has been happening across Europe out in the open for quite some time. Now it’s out in the open here, too. But everyone just wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and tell Jews that our problems…

Tila Tequila is fucking gross.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Having a child come out to you as transgender can set your world reeling. Ask me, I know. But I can’t imagine never wanting to support my child in being the best human being they can be. It was that way before I knew, it is that way now.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

my great grandmother said “I never realized how attractive fat people’s faces could be until you.”

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom