Hobby Lobby is the Chik-fil-a of craft stores. It’s painfully obvious that it is specifically for white jesus loving, military fellating, trump adoring, LGBTQ hating, evangelicals. If that doesn’t describe you, then you should probably go to Michaels with the rest of us. Just throwing that out there.

Its Sym-bee-oat... That’s what Stan Lee says... that what goes. always will. U Lose.

I think the problem is it’s just so obviously faked. Like, you KNOW that’s not how Tom Hardy is supposed to sound, and it’s just really, really unnatural. Like Benedict Cumberbatch’s Dr. Strange voice (well, until it hits you that he’s doing a bang-on Tom Selleck impersonation, and then it kind of works, but it’s…

This movie looks shit-TAY

She’s the wooooooorssst!

Yeah, that was unpleasantly jarring. As is Tom Hardy’s pants-shittingly awful attempt at a New York accent.

Apart from the pronunciation issue, is anyone else having trouble with Jenny Slate in this role? I keep waiting for her to hold out a grasping empty hand while saying “Money please!”

You know what really bothers me about Melania? She’s just... there. She has no real opinions, and it’s fucking weird, and makes her SUPER unlikable. I mean hell, Nancy Reagan was a literal witch, and Barbara Bush was problematic as FUCK, but they stood for shit. Laura Bush was GREAT (barring her last name, I REALLY…

Sanders lost to her. That makes him unviable.

No one is advocating for Clinton again. She wasn’t a great candidate. The problem wasn’t that “the DNC cheated Bernie.” Bernie was a shitty candidate too.

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

Pretzel M&Ms are your fault.

... the game just came out. Did you really expect to see content by now? None of Bethesda’s past games got their story DLC that fast. Shit, Witcher 3 didn’t get its Season Pass content until October.

Nobody made you buy it!