Yep! My raises helped me pay for a vacation property and other vacations throughout the year. I’ll take a bunch of long weekends, week longs and two week long vacations over three months and no money.

You voted for Long Summer Vacations over Getting a Raise decisively, with 64 percent over 36 percent.

“(Although without a strong, unified Democratic Party on the other side, I’m not entirely sure where that leaves us.)“

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.

Who would give up mouth stuff for a (short!) vacation?! (answer: everyone who’s voted so far but me). Are you guys for serious?

Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Also, consider what we would think of Nations now. Two guys kill a family. First the father, then the son, then the daughter, then the mother. Now a reporter is offering to publish a book in which one of the killers transparently lies about the crime. I certainly wouldn’t feel bad about the reporter not getting it…

I’m surprised, Smith seemed much more likely to write a book.

I don’t think Capote was a particularly pleasant man, but In Cold Blood is a masterpiece and I see limited literary value in a killer publishing a book of lies about his crimes. It might work as a historic document, but a book? Come on. “I Murdered a Family! Let Me Tell You All About It!”

“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

I’ve seen a few people on Facebook share an article saying “SNL goes after Liberals” over the talking dog skit.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

Mailsplaining!

My students love making fun of Trump. I’m surprised that none of the kids attempted to talk smack to him (and also relieved because I don’t think Trump’s ego can handle the wicked burn only a child can deliver). My five year old already calls him “the bad man” when he sees him on tv.

No, sex is the real sin, because it makes you happy and it’s free.

But please remember that abortion is the true sin.

Is this the liberal terrorism Twitter was talking about?

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.