I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

How I imagine the Takata deal went down, Law & Order Style:

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

This is not an odd attitude for someone from the “manosphere”. Most of them believe grown-ass men should be able to have sex with any person who has hit puberty (or, at least, they used to—I don’t read their stuff anymore). For me, that was 10. Ponder that for a minute—I’ve argued with men who think I should have…

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

“We didn’t dispatch FEMA to the earthquake zone because Obama forgot to leave the keys for their minivan.”

Yeah, that will work.

Much as I agree with the decision, shouldn’t the judiciary be the one branch of government *not* thinking about public opinion when they do their job?

You missed the best line:

SAME. I was like uh Joanna, that’s not how you spell posthumous.

I had no idea who this guy was so I read the headline as “Governor appoints dick to be chief of staff, posthumously”.

Somewhere in the Bible they found a way to interpret it as we have “dominion over” all of the Earth, and that, coupled with mortal existence being damned by Eve’s sin and the only “place” that truly matters being Heaven and the fantasy that the sooner the Earth is destroyed the sooner the Rapture will come, gives them…

In the first photo I thought that was a tumor.

Bravo! They are simultaneously adorable and disgusting, much like the Lady herself.

They look like what I imagine skinned testicles would look like. I’ll pass.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…