Anyone else wish that they had replaced it with a stump. just so it’s existence would always be remembered?

Damn, Scott Pruitt’s EPA really isn’t fucking around.

Psssh battletoads is by far the hardest game to beat. I thought once I got through that bike level it would be easy the snake level I have never been able to complete

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Honestly they don’t do much surprising, even in the other direction. Zelda is good, you say? Well I’m happy, but I’m still not surprised. I’d be surprised if they released a bad Mario or Zelda game, just as I’d be surprised if they added a cool, truly innovative feature to a console.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

“Egocentric mouth hole” is now my vocabulary word for the week.