It definitely looks like he JUST got fillers. Maybe the puffiness goes down later or maybe he just never did fillers, only botox but I’ve suspected he’s been doing something to his face for years. I did not believe his “I just use soap and water and moisturize” crap he has been selling on every talk show.

And Laura Bush hasn’t changed at all since I last saw her. I always suspected she might not be human.

Cue the assholes who say she’s “unhealthy” who show no concern for the health of the very thin women normally featured in the magazine. She looks amazing and I’m happy to see more varied body types in these magazines, though I hope they don’t always do that pose with her. It conceals her stomach and by making her…

My roommate in college shared a room with me and I listened to all manner of sex (including one time when the dude she was sleeping with commented on my ass and wanted to know if she’d be interested in a three-way) but the worst is when she had phone sex and then got angry when I got up to use the bathroom and then…

Rejected male elephant: Girls always like the assholes. *goes home to jerk off to elephant porn and talk to friends on 4chan and Reddit*

Oh yeah I know what you meant. You’re supposed to shop exclusively somewhere like Banana Republic, Ann Taylor, GAP, or JCPenney or something at a certain point because it’s more socially acceptable, which is what I meant. When I see a lot more older women shopping at H&M (and Victoria’s Secret in NYC, though tourism…

Holy shit. I didn’t even think this was real and then I Googled it. That woman has all of my respect.

I’m sure you can shop in H&M into your 40s if you want to. I see women in their 40s and 50s in H&M but maybe that’s because of the location. I’m not sure where you are but in major cities it seems to be expected that it’s a store for a wide range of ages and the professional section and basics is where more older…

Good Rihanna, I didn’t know what that last valentine was supposed to be about until you said, so and now it’s much creepier to me now that I know it’s a racist caricature, one with blue eyes strangely enough.

Ugh. I’ve had circle under my eyes since elementary school. There isn’t enough undereye concealer in the world to cover those up.

Is that guy touching her breast or not touching while still shielding himself from the milk? Hmm. I may never know.

Um, screw you very much for writing “bisexual” instead of bisexual. You have no idea what it’s like at. all. I very much would prefer to be in a relationship with a woman. Men drive me up the fucking wall most of the time, are less creative in bed and even the best ones tend to have outdated POVs on relationships. But…

As a bisexual woman, yes, I love to see women out there dating women and for long periods of time, but I don’t think it takes away from their interest in women at all that they’re dating these men now - unless we let it. They’re no less bi (or however they’re identifying since I don’t know for sure that Kristen has).…

Ah yeah you’re right. They didn’t marry. I should have remembered that!

own age*

I guess I don’t know very much about her so I shouldn’t say. I just always hope celebrity marriages will manage to last longer than expected, and I guess in celebrity marriage years, his marriage to Vanessa Paradis was long.

I don’t have anything against Kristen Stewart but I kind of hoped Liam Neeson would be one of the few older actors out there to date a woman much closer to his one age. Naive, I know. That said, if they are, I will root for them anyway. For some reason I can’t explain I find it less gross than Johnny Depp and Amber…

My parents share an email account and it’s annoying because I will send things to my parents that my dad never mentions to my mom, since he’s the one who uses it most of the time. But it’s not a big deal of course because I just tell my mom to check the email during a phone conversation.

Yup. I quickly became known as the thin, fashionable woman (of course fashionable and thin shouldn’t be considered the same but they often are) among family members and friends and it means I’m scared to death of no longer being that person when I gain even five pounds. I love having an ass (and so have the people…

Damn, 105-120 pounds is a pretty narrow weight listing for 5'2 to 5'7. I always thought 120 for 5'7 was pretty thin.